Leaving so soon? Seems like we only met ten minutes ago, or about eighteen hours in spider time.
It is hard to believe in God after learning something like that. I will spread my man seed in a special-purpose web and then transfer it to the base of my pedipalps. Who’s #1 in this disco? Right here, baby. Watch as I enter an elaborate courtship dance designed to prevent you from eating me before the act of conception. You will have to excuse me for my indiscretion you captivate me. Just you and me, some pinot, a low candle, some fresh Drosophila. Barry drools only to liquidize nutrients, as my organs are not physically large enough for solid ingestion. Maybe Barry will drop an album.Ī lesser man would be drooling for you. I do not know if those are lyrics to a song that already exists, as I have no cognitive storage. I use my chelicerae to periodically groom my extremely fine leg hairs. Some strands are still in the water, getting tugged on. The water is destroying my proteinaceous silk weave that I inexplicably put under the shower head, even though this ain’t my first night here and I should know what’s up. You gotta give the pipes a chance to warm up. No clothes here we’re all natural in this bathroom. You didn’t expect to see Barry up here, spinning a little thang.
You stride into this bathroom all confident, thinking this shower is just another trip under the faucet. I see you standing there, not sure what to do.
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